I don't have to tell you that Valentine's Day is coming up. You know, it's that huge make believe holiday where suddenly nothing more than flowers and a box of chocolates will do to demonstrate your undying love for your sweetheart.

If only it was so easy during the other 364 days.

This year let's break free of that cliche.

Is a soon-to-be-dead plucked flower really the appropriate symbol of your love? Does listening to your sweetie complain about all the calories in her box of heart-shaped chocolate caramels really going to make you love her more?

No. This year, show your significant other you really care by sending a GOP Valentine's Day e-Card

With such slogans as...

(Hillary e-Card) "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll raise your taxes and there is nothing you can do."

Or

(Barack e-Card) :"Three years in the U.S. Senate qualifies me to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day."

...you can really tell your sweetie all the things you wanted to say, but never had the courage to. And lest the more Democratic folk out there feel left out, I encourage you to make your own DNC Valentine's Day e-Card. Allow me to get you started.

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, drown me in water and I'll sing too."

Or

"You don't need an illegal wiretap to know I love you."

Now go and get lucky. Happy Valentine's Day.

Contributed by TheVillageIdiot

Labels: ShoutsOfAdoration, valentines