HOW TO CELEBRATE A BABY'S 1ST B-DAY!
Saturday, January 14, 2006
What better way to say "hey you're 1 year(s) old!" then a placenta party? You read right! Placenta Party!
Johnny, what in the crud is a placenta party anyway?
Well my friends. First of all, let's be sure we all know what a placenta is, cause I know we all know what a party is; Well according to me friend American Heritage, a placenta is 'a membranous vascular organ that develops in female mammals during pregnancy, lining the uterine wall and partially developing fetus, to which it is attached by the umbilical cord. Following birth, the placentia is expelled.' In new latin if means "flat cake" <---hmmm cake? GREAT IDEA! Now my friend's Bianca and Jina were discussing that more earthy folks would do this, But I think more of us are curious then we are letting others know. (Knowhat I mean?) You think I'm joking?
Yea but so what Johnny! I mean how would you even eat/prepare such a thing!
Well My friends, according to Google, 176,000 pages for placenta recipes can be found. Let's take a look at some of these recipes. Well there's Roasted placenta, placenta Lasagne, Placenta Spaghetti bolognaise (what?), and my favorite PLACENTA COCKTAIL!! So I guess in the 70's women ate these things, they were called "Earth mothers", synonymous with the earlier mentionings. Also animals eat them so like yea...if they do it then we... Anyways read more about it here.
Johnny, when can we plan our placenta party?!
Well there are some small requirements...amongst one BIG one. You have to be female, or have a wife who's fairly...open.
Still can't decide? Well there's placenta stew and pizza here. I would have included pictures but I left them out for the sake of your lunch coming out of your mouth.
Johnny, what in the crud is a placenta party anyway?
Well my friends. First of all, let's be sure we all know what a placenta is, cause I know we all know what a party is; Well according to me friend American Heritage, a placenta is 'a membranous vascular organ that develops in female mammals during pregnancy, lining the uterine wall and partially developing fetus, to which it is attached by the umbilical cord. Following birth, the placentia is expelled.' In new latin if means "flat cake" <---hmmm cake? GREAT IDEA! Now my friend's Bianca and Jina were discussing that more earthy folks would do this, But I think more of us are curious then we are letting others know. (Knowhat I mean?) You think I'm joking?
Yea but so what Johnny! I mean how would you even eat/prepare such a thing!
Well My friends, according to Google, 176,000 pages for placenta recipes can be found. Let's take a look at some of these recipes. Well there's Roasted placenta, placenta Lasagne, Placenta Spaghetti bolognaise (what?), and my favorite PLACENTA COCKTAIL!! So I guess in the 70's women ate these things, they were called "Earth mothers", synonymous with the earlier mentionings. Also animals eat them so like yea...if they do it then we... Anyways read more about it here.
Johnny, when can we plan our placenta party?!
Well there are some small requirements...amongst one BIG one. You have to be female, or have a wife who's fairly...open.
Still can't decide? Well there's placenta stew and pizza here. I would have included pictures but I left them out for the sake of your lunch coming out of your mouth.
Don't get me wrong, it sounds totally bizarre, but guys, come on, who wouldn't want a part of a miracle? Yea, thought so.
1 Comments:
u r the weirdest...u r jus so freaking weird. luv u!
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